February 16th

February 16 is the 47th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 309 days remaining until the end of time.

1838 Kentucky passes law permitting women to attend school under certain conditions. Her penis must be at least this long. . .

1923 Howard Carter finds Pharoah Tutankhamen’s sarcophagus, is curious about the boy king's dick.

 

1937 DuPont patents nylon, developed by employee Wallace H Carothers

2005 The National Hockey League cancels the entire 2004-2005 regular season and playoffs, becoming the first major sports league in North America to do so over a labor dispute.

2006 The last Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH) is decommissioned by the United States Army.

1951 William Katt, US actor/Greatest American Hero

1953 Steve Kmetko, US gay former E News host/journalist/used to date Greg Louganis.  I know there is a picture of Steve's meaty buns out there, but I couldn't find it.

 1964 Christopher Eccleston, English actor/Dr. Who 

1970 Kevin Allison, married gay US comedian/The State

1975 Don Jeffcoat, US actor/Naked Boy Singing

1979 Julian Fantechi, US model

1981 Brad Pinkert, US model

1538 Everhard van de Mark, prince-bishop of Liege, makes it difficult to close the casket.

1990 Keith Haring, artist/cartoonist (brilliant baby), succumbs to AIDS-related illnesses

2001 St. Louisan William Masters, American gynecologist and sexologist, can’t play with his johnson anymore

2010 Ronald Howes, American inventor (Easy-Bake Oven), burns out his light bulb.

2011 After many incarnations and sex transformation experiments, Dorian Gray, Italian actress, sees her picture disintegrate.