March 11 is the 71st day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 285 days remaining until the end of time. |
537 Goths lay siege to Rome. Neil Steinberg of the Chicago Sun Times re-examines the fall of Rome in light of contemporary debates. |
1302 Romeo and Juliet's wedding day, according to Shakespeare |
1789 Benjamin Banneker with his lover Pierre L'Enfant begins to lay all of Washington D.C.—the horny bastards |
1818 Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley publishes Frankenstein |
1824 The United States Department of War creates the Bureau of Indian Affairs. |
1845 Sexually ambiguous John Chapman [Johnny Appleseed] takes root (date disputed) [Please note: Today is also Johnny Appleseed Day in the USA, but I think naked Zambian youth are a lot hotter! |
1892 1st public basketball game (Springfield, Massachuetts) |
1953 US Air Force B-47 accidentally drops a nuclear bomb on South Carolina, the bomb doesn't go off due to 6 safety catches. Remember Fort Sumter, bitches?!? |
1959 Lorraine Hansberry’s "Raisin in the Sun" (1st Broadway play by a black woman) opens |
1982 Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat hug it out in Washington D.C. |
1986 1 million days since traditional founding of Rome, 4/21/753 BC |
1993 Janet Reno is confirmed by the United States Senate and sworn-in the next day, becoming the first alleged female Attorney General of the United States. |
1903 Lawrence Welk, US musician, accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario |
1929 Timothy Carey, US actor/director |
1954 Stephen Bogardus, US actor |
1956 Joey Buttafuoco, US auto body shop owner/statutory rapist/porn actor |
1957 The Lady Chablis, US female impersonating entertainer/Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil |
1960 Christophe Gans, French director/writer/actor |
1962 Peter Berg, US actor/director/producer/writer |
1962 Jeffrey Nordling, US actor |
1963 David LaChapelle, US photographer |
1963 Fernando Guillén Cuervo, actor/director/writer |
1965 Jesse Jackson, Jr., US Representative from Illinois/sexually harasses men |
1967 John Barrowman, gay Scottish–US actor/dancer/singer/TV presenter |
1969 Terrence "Call Me Bud" Howard, US actor |
1971 Johnny Knoxville [Philip John Clapp], US Jackass/actor/daredevil |
<1973 Danny Sommers, US porn star |
1978 Andres Velencoso Segura, Spanish supermodel |
1978 Christopher Rice, gay US author/son of Stan and Anne Rice |
1981 Matthias Schweighöfer, German actor |
<1986 Bo Knight, porn star |
1955 Alexander Fleming, English bacteriologist (penicillin)/Nobel laureate, cannot be cured this time |
1957 Richard E Byrd, Rear Admiral/explorer (Antarctica), moves into uncharted territory |
1971 Philo T Farnsworth, US TV pioneer, finds the horizontal hold |
1992 David Carroll, gay US actor (Grand Hotel), succumbs to AIDS |
1996 Vince "Call Me Budd,Too" Edwards [Vincent Edward Zoino III], actor (Ben Casey), ♂ ♀ * † ∞ |
1997 Ashes of Star Trek creator, Gene Roddenberry, are launched into space |
2010 Merlin Olsen, American football player/sportscaster/actor (Little House on the Prairie), finds a bigger house. |
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