October 22 is the 296th day of the year. There are 70 days remaining until the end of the year.
4004BCE Universe is created at 8:00 PM, according to the 1650 pronouncement of Anglican archbishop James Ussher who correctly believed that the pope is the Antichrist.
1797 One thousand meters (3,200 feet) above Paris, André-Jacques Garnerin makes the first recorded parachute jump.
1928 President Hoover speaks of an "American system of rugged individualism". Translation: "Suck it up, Cowboy!"
1932 George Kaufman and Edna Ferbers "Dinner at 8" premieres in New York City
1962 John F. Kennedy imposes naval blockade on Cuba, beginning missile crisis
1969 Paul McCartney denies rumors of his death...a hard-on would've been more convincing
1979 Deposed Shah of Iran cums to New York for medical treatment because if he can make it there, he’ll make it anywhere
1994 "Philadelphia, Here I Come" closes at Criterion New York City after 52 performances due to the star’s inability to climax on cue
1997 Larry Flynt sells Hustler in a non-zoned area of Cincinnati
2008 India launches its first unmanned lunar mission Chandrayaan-1 although they have a billion men available–many with their testicles.
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