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| Today is the 38th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 318 days remaining until the end of time. |
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| 1936 Felix the Cat by Van Beuren from Otto Messmer debuts |
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| 1944 Bing Crosby records "Swinging on a Star" for Decca Records which has nothing to do with celebrity sex. |
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| 1945 General Douglas MacArthur returns to Manila as promised |
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| 1949 Joe DiMaggio becomes 1st $100,000/year baseball player (New York Yankees). Though still a lot of money, that would less than $900,000 today. Do you hear that you marginally interesting baseball players? Joe freakin' DiMaggio got less than $1,000,000 and you want more than $25,000,000. Show us some dick and we'll talk. |
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| 1969 "This Is Tom Jones" debuts on ABC TV. We all know about the granny panties that were thrown on stage, but we never hear about the briefs and boxers. . . |
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| 1982 The Big Prick: 27-year-old sharp-shooter David, trying to impress friends, opens fire on a Saguaro cactus in Arizona. Reportedly, he fires two slugs from a 16-gauge shotgun at a 27-foot cactus, and began to shout, "Timber!" He only has enough time to utter the first syllable before a 23-foot section of the prickly plant falls and crushes him. Status: Removed from the gene pool. |
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| 1908 Buster Crabbe, US Olympic swimmer/actor. One of the Tarzans. |
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| 1919 Jock Mahoney, US actor. Tarzan, too. |
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| 1946 Pete Postlethwaite, English actor |
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| 1951 Kim Milford, US actor |
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| 1955 Miguel Ferrer, US actor/Rosemary Clooney's son/George’s cousin |
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| 1960 James Spader, US actor |
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| 1962 Eddie Izzard, English comedian/actor/cross-dresser |
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| 1965 Chris Rock, US comedian/actor/writer/producer |
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| 1965 Jason Gedrick, US actor |
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| This side is cute, too! |
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| 1968 Mark Tewksbury, gay Canadian swimmer. If he gets tired of his husband, I speak Canadian! |
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| 1971 Chris Zegers, Dutch actor |
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| 1973 Victor Webster, Canadian actor. See Tewks, above. |
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| 1977 Mariusz Pudzianowski, Polish strongman/MMA. I'm not sure, but I think MMA stands for male-male anal. |
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| 1978 Ashton Kutcher, actor/producer/beauty pageant winner/former boytoy of Demi Moore |
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| 1980 Luis Alandy, Filipino actor |
Luis like it ruff
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| 1984 Aaron Michael Davies, US actor |
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| 1992 Buzz Sawyer, US professional wrestler, is thrown out of the ring. |
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| 2000 Doug Henning, extremely flamboyant but surprisingly heterosexual US magician, disappears in a cheesy costume |
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| 2001 Dale Evans, US actress, gets stuffed with Roy Rogers again. |
