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| June 14 is the 166th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 190 days remaining until the end of time. |
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| 1642 1st compulsory education law in America passed by Massachusetts |
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| 1777 Continental Congress adopts Stars and Stripes replacing Grand Union flag |
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| 1789 Whiskey distilled from maize is first produced by American clergyman the Reverend Elijah Craig. It is named Bourbon because the Rev.Craig lived in Bourbon County, Kentucky. Praise Jesus! |
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| 1789 Bounty mutiny survivors including Captain William Bligh and 18 others reach Timor after a nearly 7,400 km (4,000-mile) journey in an open boat. |
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| 1834 Sandpaper is patented by Isaac Fischer Jr, of Springfield, Vermont, for a variety of prurient uses |
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| 1881 Player piano is patented by John McTammany, Jr. (Cambridge, Mass). This invention, based on jacquard weaving, propels the development of modern computer technology. |
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| 1922 President Harding is 1st U.S. president to use radio, dedicating the Francis Scott Key memorial in Baltimore. Happily, radio programming has improved since then |
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| 1951 1st commercial computer, UNIVAC 1, enters service at Census Bureau |
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| 1953 Elvis Presley graduates from LC Humes High School in Memphis Tenn |
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| 1982 The Falklands War ends: Argentine forces in the capital Stanley unconditionally surrender to British forces by kissing Andy’s dick. |
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| 1989 Zsa Zsa Gabor arrested for slapping Beverly Hills motorcycle patrolman out of frustration for marrying a man with a little dick |
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| 1989 Queen Elizabeth II knights Ronald Reagan who wonders why an old lady is coming after him with a sword |
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| 1945 Rod Argent, maybe gay English musician/The Zombies |
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| 1956 Sam Irvin, gay US producer/director/actor/writer/Dante's Cove |
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| 1961 Boy George [George Alan O'Dowd], gay English singer/songwriter/sadist |
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| 1965 John Carroll, gay US Survivor contestant |
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| 1969 Marcos Pasquim, Brazilian actor |
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| 1977 Massimiliano Neri, maybe gay Italian actor/model |
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| 1980 Seb Castang, English actor |
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| 1981 Xoel Pamos, maybe gay Spanish comedian/actor |
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| 1982 Eric William Morris, maybe gay US actor |
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| 1982 Lawrence Saint Victor, US actor (too pretty for clothes) |
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| 1983 Louis Garrel, French actor |
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| 1801 Benedict Arnold, heterosexual Revolutionary War general/traitor, takes the rest of the secrets with him |
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| 1986 Marlin Perkins, TV host (Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom)/Curator (St. Louis Zoo), ends his daddy-twink relationship with Jim Fowler |
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| 1997 Richard Jaeckel, US actor (Dirty Dozen, Starman), forgets his great notion |
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| 2007 Kurt Waldheim, UN Secretary General/President of Austria, is a reformed and repentant Nazi. . .now |
