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| November 25 is the 330th day of the year. There are 36 days remaining until the end of the year. |
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| 1817 1st sword swallower in U.S. performs in New York City. He is overwhelmingly popular on his days off. |
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| 1841 35 Amistad survivors return to Africa |
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| 1867 Cutie-patooty Swede, Alfred Nobel, patents dynamite |
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| 1897 Spain grants Puerto Rico autonomy. Enjoy it while you got it. |
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| 1920 Gimbel's of Philadelphia sponsors 1st Thanksgiving Parade |
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| 1940 Woody Woodpecker, an obviously penis-obsessed gay bird, debuts with release of Walter Lantz's "Knock Knock" |
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| 1947 Red Scare: The "Hollywood Ten" [ Alvah Bessie, screenwriter; Herbert Biberman, screenwriter and director; Lester Cole, screenwriter; Edward Dmytryk, director; Ring Lardner Jr., screenwriter; John Howard Lawson, screenwriter; Albert Maltz, screenwriter; Samuel Ornitz, screenwriter; Adrian Scott, producer and screenwriter; Dalton Trumbo, screenwriter] are blacklisted by Hollywood movie studios. They didn’t enjoy being blackballed as much as this guy. |
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| 1959 "Once Upon a Mattress" opens at Alvin Theater New York City for 460 performances...with a few more times on the mattress, it might have had more performances |
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| 1963 John F. Kennedy is laid to rest at Arlington National Cemetery, and eternal flames become a fad among the fortunate few |
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| 1979 "Most Happy Fella" closes at Majestic Theater New York City after 53 performances when it is revealed that Enzyte really doesn’t work as promised |
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| 1986 Oliver North's secretary, Fawn Hall, smuggles documents out of his office in her prodigious cleavage which, ironically, is how she got the job in the first place |
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| 2010 A new species of ancient crocodile, Khoratosuchus jintasakuli, is identified in Thailand. To hell with PETA and Greenpeace. I'm glad the mofo is extinct! |
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| 1870 [Bernard Francis] Solanus Casey, US Capuchin priest declared venerable/candidate for beatification/imagine it–a Blessed Sunny Asshole |
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| 1869 Virgil Thomson, influential gay US composer |
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| 1914 Joe DiMaggio, US baseball center fielder (New York Yankees)/married Marilyn Monroe |
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| 1920 Ricardo Montalbán, Mexican-US actor/Mr. Rourke/KHAAANNN!!!/sexy mofo |
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| 1955 Bruno Tonioli, gay Italian-born English dancer/Dancing With The Stars judge |
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| 1956 Steve Rambo, gay US pornographic actor |
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| 1960 John F. Kennedy, Jr., long rumored to be gay US Presidential spawn/lawyer/journalist/publisher |
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| 1961 Mattias Freihof, gay German actor/rimmer |
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| 1962 Lance [David Alan Reis], gay US pornographic actor/AIDS victim |
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| 1965 [Stephen] Dougray Scott, US actor |
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| 1974 Giampaolo Morelli, Italian actor |
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| 1974 Hakan Serbes, heterosexual German pornographic actor |
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| 1984 Gaspard Ulliel, French actor/young Hannibal |
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| 1973 Laurence Harvey [Laruschka Mischa Skikne], bisexual English actor (Of Human Bondage), is released from human bondage |
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| 2005 George Best, Northern Irish footballer too pretty not to have been photographed naked, gets kicked out of bounds |
