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Showing posts with label Dennis Rodman. Show all posts

Friday, August 03, 2012

August 3rd

August 3 is the 216th day of the year.  There are 150 days remaining until the end of the year.




8 Cross-dressing Roman general Tiberius defeats the Dalmatians
1492 Jews are expelled from Spain by the Catholic Monarchs; Christopher Columbus sets sail from Palos de la Frontera, Spain. I didn’t know that Columbus was Jewish.
1914 World Alliance for Promoting International Friendship through Churches forms. Huh? I recognize all of the words but I can’t imagine what they mean. Even God asks, "WTF?"
1936 Jesse Owens wins the 100 meter dash at Berlin Olympics and ruins Dolphchen’s Meisterreichsspiele
1943 General Patton slaps a US GI in the hospital accusing him of cowardice
1944 Tommy Brown, just 16 years and 8 months old, plays shortstop for Dodgers. Care to speculate how many of the "old men" perved on the kid in the locker room?
1949 The National Basketball Association is founded in the United States.
1975 Louisiana Superdome is dedicated with fanfare. It is consecrated 30 years later with blood and tears.
1977 Radio Shack issues a press release introducing TRS-80 computer of which 25 existed, within weeks thousands were ordered
2005 Cute, but crazy, closeted gay boy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad becomes President of Iran.



1887 Rupert Brooke, maybe gay English poet. William Butler Yates called him "the handsomest young man in England". Other thought so, too. Lytton Strachey and John Maynard Keynes fought for the favour of his company.  
1900 John T. Scopes, maybe gay US high school science teacher who taught evolution in Tennessee 
1926 Gordon Scott, US actor in B movies 
1940 Martin Sheen [Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez], US actor/daddy of Charlie & Emilio
1958 Lambert Wilson, maybe gay French actor 
1959 John C. McGinley, US actor 
1959 Simon Keenlyside, English baritone 
1959 Lee Ryder [Darras Robert Pyron], gay US pornographic icon/AIDS victim 
1972 Adria Collado, maybe gay Spanish model/actor/entrepreneur  
1972 Jorge Luis Pila, Cuban actor 
1977 Tom Brady, US football quarterback  
1979 Danso Gordon, maybe gay Canadian actor 
1982 Robert Stadlober, bisexual Austrian actor 
1984 Jon Foster, US actor 
1984 Ryan Lochte, US Olympic swimmer who recently and most shockingly beat off Michael Phelps and several other guys on broadcast tv 



1966 Lenny Bruce, US comedian, f—king sees the needle take another man. G-ddammit
2001 Christopher Hewett, probably gay English actor (Mr. Belvedere), must babysit the cherubim
2008 Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Russian writer (One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich)/Nobel Laureate, is not a happy camper




Sunday, May 13, 2012

May 13th

May 13 is the 134th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 222 days remaining until the end of time.




1917 1st appearance of Mary to 3 shepherd children in Fatima, Portugal, who were probably doing something they weren’t supposed to be doing
1950 Diner's Club issues its 1st credit cards
1952 Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru becomes prime minister of India after Gandhi lets him see him without his pants
1966 Rolling Stones release "Paint it Black" and record "Satisfaction". Here is a black guy who looks ready to be satisfied.
1981 Mehmet Ali Agca shoots Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square to test that miracle-thingy
1992 Final episode of "Night Court" airs on NBC-TV
2005 The gayest series in the franchise, Star Trek: Enterprise broadcasts it's final show in the U.S.



1907 Dame Daphne du Maurier, Lady Browning, bisexual novelist/playwright/short story writer, but she didn't write about her relationship with Gertrude Lawrence 
1911 Robert Middleton, maybe gay US actor 
1914 Joe Louis, US heavyweight boxer/Brown Bomber 
1922 Beatrice Arthur, US comedian/actress/Pussycat
1928 Édouard Molinaro, maybe gay French director/writer (La Cage aux Folles)
1931 Jim Jones, charismatic bisexual US religious cult leader (Peoples Temple/Jonestown)/Kool-Aid advocate 
1939 Harvey Keitel, US actor 
1944 Armistead Maupin, gay US writer (Tales of the City) 
1954 Peter Onorati, US actor 
1955 Dick Fisk, gay US actor <le sigh> 
1957 Alan Ball, gay US writer/producer/director/Six Feet Under 
1961 Dennis Rodman, eccentric US  basketball player/actor 
1964 Ronnie Coleman, US bodybuilder/obvious steroid abuse victim 
HRH Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland, eligible Swedish bachelor with money and jewelry
1981 Nicolas Jeanjean, French rugger/Dieux du Stade model 
1981 Thomas Lode, French rugger/Dieux du Stade model 
1982 Oguchi Onyewu, US soccer player 
1986 Robert Pattinson, maybe gay English actor/Twilight vampire 
1987 Hunter Parrish, US actor 



2000 Paul Bartel, maybe gay US director/actor (Eating Raoul), escapes from LA
2006 Johnnie Wilder, Jr., maybe gay US singer (Boogie Nights), can now be remembered fondly always and forever
2011 Derek Boogaard, Canadian hockey enforcer (Minnesota Wild, New York Rangers), gets iced.