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Monday, June 11, 2012

June 11th

June 11 is the 163rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 193 days remaining until the end of time.




1184BCE Troy sacked and burned according to calculations of Eratosthenes. For those of us who are alumni of the University of Southern California, this is a very sad day. Fucla!
1742 Benjamin Franklin invents his Franklin stove
1770 Captain James Cook runs his ship aground when he discovers these gay boys and the Great Barrier Reef off Australia
1859 Comstock’s load [sic] is discovered near Virginia City, Nevada, and some silver, too
1959 Postmaster General bans D H Lawrence's book, Lady Chatterley's Lover (overruled by U.S. Court of Appeals in Mar 1960), because he wants Nicholas Clay all to himself, the greedy, selfish bastard.
1962 Frank Morris, John Anglin and Clarence Anglin allegedly become the only prisoners to escape from the prison on Alcatraz Island.
1963 Alabama Governor George Wallace stands at the door of Foster Auditorium at the University of Alabama to block two black students, Vivian Malone and James Hood, from enrolling. Later in the day, accompanied by federalized National Guard troops, they are able to register.
1964 Queen Elizabeth commands the Beatles to attend her birthday party upon pain of death
1966 "Sloop John B" by The Beach Boys hit #1 in U.K.. Here’s a John B I’d like to slurp, but alas, he is taken.
1966 "I Am A Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel peaks at #3. It has a better ring to it that "I Am A Dwayne"
1996 Bob Dole, Sen-R-KS, resigns from US senate to hawk a boner pill
2008 Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper makes an historic official apology to Canada's First Nations in regard to a residential school abuse in which children are isolated from their homes, families and cultures for a century.  Mighty white of him.



1888 Bartolomeo Vanzetti, maybe gay Italian-born US anarchist/martyr, with Ferdinando Nicoloa Sacco, wrongfully executed for robbery/murder with murky evidence
1912 James Algar, maybe gay US Disney animator/director
1933 Gene Wilder, US actor/director/Dr Frank-uhn-steeen
1936 Chad Everett, US actor 
1941 Richard Locke, legendary gay US pornographic actor/AIDS victim 
1948 Michael Swan, maybe gay US actor 
1956 Joe Montana, US football quarterback extrordinaire 
1959 Hugh Laurie, English comedian/actor 
1964 Jean Alesi, French race car driver 
1965 Johnny Rahm, gay US pornographic actor 
1969 Mark Kroner, gay US pornographic actor 
1971 Jason Gardiner, gay Australian choreographer/singer/theatre producer/ice judge/Culture Vulture on Queer Eye UK 
1975 Steve Bell, English boxer/actor/Like It Is 
1977 Ryan Dunn, late US Jackass 
1978 Joshua Jackson, Canadian actor 
1981 Ramirez Allender, Brazilian soccer player/model/actor
1986 Shia Laboeuf, US actor 



1985 Karen Ann Quinlan, comatose US patient, exercises her right to die
1996 Ulysses Dove, gay US dancer/choreographer, succumbs to AIDS at 49
2001 Timothy McVeigh, heterosexual US terrorist who's not even cute,  is euthanized for the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing that killed at least 168
2004 Prince Egon von Furstenberg [Eduard Egon Peter Paul Giovanni Prinz zu Fürstenberg], bisexual German royal/fashion designer, succumbs to AIDS at 57 according to rumors




Wednesday, May 02, 2012

May 2nd

May 2 is the 123rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 233 days remaining until the end of time.




1776 France and Spain agree to give weapons to American rebels. Arming terrorists?!?
1833 Czar Nicolas bans public sale of serfs.  Private sales for prurient interests are still okay.
1902 1st science fiction film is released, "A Trip To The Moon"
1909 Honus Wagner steals his way around bases in 1st inning against Cubs. Big deal, it’s the Cubs! Oh that’s right. The Cubs are the defending World Champions. <snicker>
1933 Gleichschaltung: Adolf Hitler bans trade unions.
1956 The balcony is now closed:  US Methodist Church disallows race separation. Mighty white of ‘em.
1979 "Quadrophenia" premieres in London
1984 "Sunday in the Park with George" opens at Booth New York City for 604 performances



1729 Catherine the Great, hypersexual Empress and Autocrat of All the Russias 
1894 Lorenz Hart, gay US Broadway song lyricist 
1936 Engelbert Humperdinck [Arnold George Dorsey], Anglo-Indian singer/pianist 
1946 David Suchet, English actor 
1946 Lesley Gore, gay US singer/songwriter/it's her party, she'll cry if she wants to
1972 Dwayne Johnson, US wrestler/actor 
1975 David Beckham, English footballer 
1981 Ji-ho Shim, Korean actor 
1983 Gaius Charles, US actor/Friday Night Lights 


1519 Leonardo da Vinci, gay Florentine artist/scientist, cannot claim to have invented this
1957 Joseph McCarthy, closeted gay US Senator-R-Wisconsin/Anti-communist polemicist, has no shame, Senator.

    In October 1952, Las Vegas Sun columnist Hank Greenspun wrote:
  
    Joe McCarthy is a bachelor of 43 years. [...] He seldom dates girls and if he does he laughingly describes it as window dressing. It is common talk among homosexuals in Milwaukee who rendezvous in the White Horse Inn that Senator Joe McCarthy has often engaged in homosexual activities.
  
    Another Greenspun article alleged:
  
    The Young Republicans held a state convention in Wausua, Wis., at which Sen. McCarthy was an honored guest. During the convention, McCarthy spent the night with William McMahon, formerly an official of the Milwaukee County Young Republicans, in a Eausua hotel room, at which time, McCarthy and McMahon engaged in illicit acts with each other.

    McCarthy briefly considered filing a suit but took no action, because it would have meant testifying about his sexual predilections. Instead, he married his research assistant Jeannie Kerr and they adopted a baby girl.
1972 J Edgar Hoover, closeted gay US head of FBI (1924-72)/cross dresser, just loooves his new robe.
1999 Oliver Reed, actor (Oliver!, Women in Love, The Three Musketeers, Tommy, Gladiator), is cast away
2002 John Nathan-Turner, gay English television producer (Dr. Who), does not regenerate
2011 Osama bin Laden, the suspected mastermind behind the September 11 attacks and the FBI's most wanted man is killed by the United States special forces in Abbottabad, Pakistan.