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Friday, August 03, 2012

August 4th

August 3 is the 216th day of the year.  There are 150 days remaining until the end of the year.




1558 1st printing of Zohar (Jewish Kabbalah). Don’t mess with it.
1693 Dom Perignon invents champagne. One question – Why hasn’t this man been made a saint?
1844 YMCA forms
1862 US government collects its 1st income tax
1914 US declares neutrality in WW I
1917 Pravda calls for killing all capitalists, priests and officers
1922 Femalien 1st baseman Lizzie Murphy plays on AL all-star team.  Pussies.
1956 Wilhelm Herz rides a motorcycle at 210 mph/338 kph (~ 0.000000005MHz)
1964 Civil rights workers Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman and James E Chaney, bodies are discovered in an earthen Mississippi dam
1984 Prince's "Purple Rain" album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 24 weeks
1985 "Dreamgirls" closes at Imperial Theater New York City after 1522 performances
1994 Truck carrying 25 million bees overturns on New York parkway
2010 California's Proposition 8, the ballot initiative prohibiting same-sex marriage passed by the state's voters in 2008, is overturned by Judge Vaughn Walker in the case Perry v. Schwarzenegger.



1952 Kristoffer Tabori [Christopher Donald Siegel], US actor 
1955 Billy Bob Thornton, US actor/writer 
1967 Timothy Adams, US actor 
1968 Marcus Schenkenberg [Marcus Lodewijk Schenkenberg van Mierop], Swedish/Dutch model/actor 
1981 Marques Houston, US singer/actor 
1981 Frederick Bousquet, French swimmer 
1982 Jean-Philippe Grandclaude, French rugger/Dieux du Stade model 
1982 Blake Aldridge, English synchronized diver 



1875 Hans Christian Andersen, bisexual Danish fairy tale writer, is sorry he put a finger in the dyke
1999 Victor Mature, actor (Samson and Delilah), gets a robe
2009 Blake Snyder, maybe gay US screenwriter (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot), saves the cat.




Tuesday, March 06, 2012

March 6th

March 6 is the 66th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 290 days remaining until the end of time.




1857 Dred Scott Decision: Supreme Court rules slaves are not citizens and have no standing in federal court.  Ooh baby, what would they have to say today?!?
1899 Aspirin is patented by Felix Hoffmann of Bayer Pharmaceuticals.  Apparently, aspirin is an effective form of birth control.
1918 U.S. naval boat "Cyclops" disappears in Bermuda Triangle. Here is proof positive that the Bermuda Triangle is caused by the gays.
1950 Silly Putty, one of the greatest inventions ever created by man, is invented
1966 Barry Sadlers' "Ballad of the Green Berets" becomes #1 (13 weeks).  If he don’t ask, I won’t tell.
1981 Walter Cronkite signs-off as anchorman of CBS Evening News.  And, that's the way it was.
2007 Former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Jr. is found guilty on four of five counts of perjury and obstruction of justice. Don’t worry; I have a feeling this story will have a happy ending for him.



1475 Michelangelo, gay Florentine artist/sculptor/architect
1906 Lou Costello, US actor/comedian
1942 Ben Murphy, US actor
1946 Martin Kove, US actor/martial artist
1966 Alan Davies, English comedian/actor
1969 Adam Fogerty, English boxer/rugby league player/actor 
1970 Shane Brolly, Irish actor
1972 Shaquille O'Neal, US basketball player/product spokesperson
1976 Adam Leese, English actor 
1980 Mark Dalton, US porn star/jail bird
1985 Albert Reed, US model 



1836 Davy Crockett, U.S. pioneer/politician, and Jim Bowie, American pioneer and soldier, and 190 other insurrectionists/"freedom fighters", won’t have to remember the Alamo.
1900 Smokin' hot Gottlieb Daimler, German engineer who designed 1st motorcycle, gets a chariot ride
1951 Ivor Novello [David Ivor Davies], gay Welsh composer/actor and writer (Lodger, Phantom Fiend), lets the home fires go out
1986 Adolph Caesar, underrated US actor (Soldier's Story, Color Purple), leaves the ugly girls to others
1989 Harry Andrews, bisexual English actor (Equus, Helen of Troy, Hill), has all passion spent
2010 Endurance Idahor, Nigerian footballer, is apparently misnamed.