April 20 is the 111th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 245 days remaining until the end of time.
1653 Oliver Cromwell routs and dissolves the Rump Parliament. Here is a depiction of the brutal event.
1862 Louis Pasteur and Claude Bernard complete the first pasteurization tests.
1898 U.S. Ass-ay Office in Deadwood, South Dakota, opens, cocksuckers.
1939 Billie Holiday records the first Civil Rights song "Strange Fruit".
1990 Pete Rose pleads guilty to hiding $300,000 in income. Well, we know where he isn't hiding it!:shock:
1991 Mark Lenzi is 1st diver to score 100 pts on a dive (101.85)
1999 Columbine High School massacre: Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold kill 13 people and injure 24 others before committing suicide at Columbine High School located in Jefferson County, Colorado.
2001 China removes homosexuality from its list of mental illnesses.
2005 Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan, is fuk-ed after a 5.8 magnitude earthquake
1889 Adolf Hitler, repressed homosexual Deutscher Führer of Jewish-Roma heritage/Worst Human Being Ever. If you want to know more about this waste of sperm, look it up yourself.
February 19 is the 50th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 306 days remaining until the end of time.
1807 Vice President Aaron Burr arrested–again–in Alabama for treason; is later found innocent. Who is his lawyer?!?!?
1906 WK Kellogg and Charles Bolin found Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company to market Dr. JK Kellogg’s health food invention. Matthew Broderick’s buns were already healthy.
1913 Suffragette bomb destroys Lloyd George’s home. That’s Marie Lloyd (no relation) on the left in the lip lock.
1919 Pan-African Congress is organized in Paris by W. E. B. Du Bois. Not many Africans, though.
1945 900 Japanese soldiers reportedly killed by crocodiles in 2 days; Allies award medals to the crocs.
2001 DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME: A 28-year-old demolition worker attempted to commit suicide by washing down nitroglycerine pills with vodka. After swallowing the pills, he tried to explode the nitroglycerine by repeatedly ramming himself into a wall. He was treated for bruises and released from the hospital... with counseling
1985 Mickey Mouse is welcomed in China, but nobody writes an opera about it. . .
1987 First anti-smoking ad airs on TV featuring Yul Brynner. I spy something with my lower eye I'd like to smoke. . .
