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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

August 14th

August 14 is the 227th day of the year.  There are 139 days remaining until the end of the year.




1281 Kublai Khan’s invading fleet disappears in divine typhoon (Kamikaze) near Nagasaki, Japan.  At least one of the 900 ships will be discovered in 2010.
1642 Hoping for better luck than Kublai Khan, Abel Tasman’s ships Zeehaen and Heemskerck depart out of Batavia
1842 Seminole War ends; Indians begin trail of tears from Florida to Oklahoma
1873 "Field and Stream" begins publishing is homo-suggestive articles
1893 France issues 1st driving licenses requiring a test
1900 2,000 marines land to capture Beijing and end Boxer rebellion.  2,000 marines against 2 million Chinamen not on Kublai Khan's ships?  Please.  There’s just so much bullshit any one can human believe.
1908 The first beauty contest is held in Folkestone, England.
1935 United States Social Security Act passes, creating a government pension system for the retired.
1936 Rainey Bethea is hanged in Owensboro, Kentucky in the last public execution in the United States. I just got this great idea for a new reality show. . .
1945 V-J Day:  Japan surrenders unconditionally to end WW II
1974 Congress authorizes U.S. citizens to own gold; some people can’t handle it
1980 Hunky troublemaker Lech Walesa leads strikes at the Gdansk, Poland shipyards.
2000 Two onboard torpedoes explode on the Russian submarine Kursk in the Barents Sea, which eventually killed all onboard, despite a massive international rescue operation



1851 John Henry “Doc” Holliday, maybe gay US dentist/card sharp/gunfighter 
1945 Steve Martin, US actor/comedian/writer/banjo player 
1953 James Horner, maybe gay US composer/movie scorer (Titanic) 
1955 Greg Bradford, US actor 
1959 Earvin “Magic” Johnson, Jr., US basketball player and kisser/AIDS survivor and activist 
1966 Rex Chandler [Paul D. Fow], gay-for-pay US legitimate and pornographic actor/military police officer 
1968 Adrian Lester, English actor 
1970 Alexander Armstrong, English actor/comedian 
1971 Luigi Baricelli, Brazilian actor 
1971 Peter Franzén, Finnish actor 
1971 Raoul Bova, criminally beautiful Italian actor/model 
1972 Jay Manuel, gay US make-up artist/photographer/America’s Top Model 
1973 Patrick “Paddy” McGuinness, English comedian/actor
1976 Steve Braun, maybe gay Canadian actor 
1976 Will Lemay, bisexual Canadian model/actor 
1976 Alex Albrecht, gay US actor/host 
1978 Major Dodge, maybe gay US actor 
1982 Benjamin Cohen, gay English journalist/founder of Pink News  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Cohen_%28journalist%29
1987 Tim Tebow, US Christianist football player/virgin 



2006 Bruno Kirby [Bruno Giovanni Quidaciolu, Jr.], American actor, is truly an American tragedy
2007 Kotozakura Masakatsu, Japanese sumo wrestler, the 53rd Yokozuna, is pushed over




Tuesday, April 17, 2012

April 17th

April 17 is the 108th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 248 days remaining until the end of time.




1397 Geoffrey Chaucer tells the Canterbury Tales for the first time at the court of Richard II, since it is impossible to read in olde English.
1937 Cartoon characters Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd debut
1945 Mussolini flees from Salo to Milan although he learned a lot from Salo
1961 1,400 Cuban exiles land in Bay of Pigs attempt to overthrow Castro. And how does this turn out?
1986 Pulitzer prize awarded to Larry McMurtry for "Lonesome Dove". With further character exploration it could’ve been "Done Some Love"



1897 Thornton Wilder, gay US playwright/novelist 
1918 William Holden, US actor 
1923 Lindsay Anderson, gay India-born British director 
1937 Daffy Duck, US comedian/actor/Heee's disth-pickable 
1959 Sean Bean, English actor 
1968 Alfredo Villa, Spanish actor 
1970 Márcio Garcia, Brazilian actor 
1975 Gabriel Soto, Mexican singer/actor/model 
1978 Ido Mosseri, Israeli actor 
1983 Andrea Marcato, Italian rugger/Dieux du Stade model 
1985 Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, French tennis player 
1985 Evandro Soldati, Brazilian supermodel 



1790 Benjamin Franklin, U.S. mechanic, statesman and author (Poor Richards Almanac), goes and flies a kite
1987 Dick Shawn, comedian (Producers)/Inventor of the "high five", meets the Producer
2011 Michael Sarrazin, Canadian actor (They Shoot Horses, Don't They?), sits out the next dance.