March 30 is the 90th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 266 days remaining until the end of time.
1842 Anesthesia is used for the first time, in an operation by Dr. Crawford Long.
1858 Pencil with attached eraser patented by Hyman L. Lipman. Hyman Lipman, indeed!
1932 Amelia Earhart is 1st woman to fly solo cross the Atlantic
1953 Albert Einstein announces revised unified field theory. If you say so.
1961 The Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs is signed at New York.
1966 Barbra Streisand stars on "Color Me Barbra" special on CBS.
1981 President Ronald Reagan is shot in the chest outside a Washington, D.C., hotel by John Hinckley, Jr., who is trying to impress Jodie Foster.
1991 Dr. William Kennedy Smith allegedly rapes a woman but is found not guilty because he is a doctor and a Kennedy
1992 Man accidentally backs in A's Jose Canseco's $225,000 Lamborghini; Canseco accidentally beats the shit out of man for backing into his $225,000 Lamborghini
February 21 is the 52nd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. If the ancient Mayans were correct, there are 304 days remaining until the end of time.
1431 England begins trial against cross-dresser Joan of Arc. I wonder how this will turn out. . .
1848 Lovers Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels publish the Communist Manifesto. You've got to fight for your right to party.
1885 A life-size monument of George Washington’s thin and pointy penis is dedicated in Washington D.C.
1931 Alka Seltzer goes on sale in anticipation of the repeal of Prohibition.
1937 Initial flight of the first successful flying car, Waldo Waterman's Arrowbile.
1953 Francis Crick (r) and James Watson (l) discover structure of DNA-molecule while trading blow jobs
1958 The Peace symbol, commissioned by Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament in protest against the Atomic Weapons Research Establishment, is designed and completed by Gerald Holtom.
1970 Jackson 5 make TV debut on American Bandstand
1988 Jimmy Swaggart confesses about getting caught with his dick in a "female sex worker" without admitting that he had his dick in a "female sex worker"
