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Sunday, November 18, 2012

November 18th

November 18  is the 323rd day of the year.  There are 43 days remaining until the end of the year.




1307 William Tell shoots apple off his son's head; son wets pants.
1776 Pointy head Hessian jaegers capture Ft Lee, NJ, a Mr. Richard Feder writes.
1820 Antarctica is discovered by US Navy Captain Nathaniel B Palmer.
1852 State funeral for Duke of Wellington is over-produced thanks to an over-the-top gay designer.
1936 Main span of Golden Gate Bridge is happily joined in gay marriage
1951 Former Cubs 1st baseman and future TV star of Rifleman Chuck Connors is 1st player to oppose the major league draft. He got enough of a draft from his porno days no doubt. We know he got blown a lot.
1961 "Gay Life" opens at Shubert Theater NYC for 113 performances. Continues as a popular website.
1966 Observing the Feast of St. Peter, US Roman Catholic bishops end rules against eating meat on Fridays so they can have dick everyday!
1975 Black-Panther leader Eldridge Cleaver returns to US, presumably (according to the National Lampoon) to market his new fashion invention.
1976 After 37 years of dictatorship, Spain's parliament establishes democracy with a king...and this is different how?
1978 Don’t drink the Kool-aid! In Guyana, Jim Jones leads his Peoples Temple cult in a mass murder-suicide that claims 918 lives in all, 909 of them at Jonestown itself, including over 270 children. Congressman Leo J. Ryan is assassinated by members of Peoples Temple shortly beforehand
1993 WWF boss Vince McMahon is charged with steroid distribution. He tells ’em to kiss his ass.
2003 In the United Kingdom, the Local Government Act 2003, repealing controversial anti-gay amendment Section 28, becomes effective.
2004 The phallic Clinton Presidential Center is opened in Little Rock, Arkansas, containing 2 million photographs, 80 million documents, and miscellaneous cigar butts, condoms, and blue dresses. The Ho Gallery proves to be a popular attraction
2005 Chiang Mai Night Safari opens in Thailand to look at animals in the dark instead of cruising for sex. Those silly Thais!



1874 Clarence Day, gay US author (Life with Father) 
1928 Mickey Mouse, US cartoon character (his birthday is celebrated today, due to release of Steamboat Willie on November 18, 1928) 
1927 Hank Ballard [John Henry Kendricks], maybe gay US singer/songwriter ("The Twist") 
1947 José Alonso [Zepeda], Mexican actor 
1962 Christopher Peterson, gay Canadian female impersonator/actor 
1968 Owen Wilson, US actor/writer 
1968 Romany Malco, US actor (Weeds) 
1971 Paul Korver, maybe gay US actor 
1975 Ant McPartlin, English comdeian/television presenter 
1976 Steven Pasquale, US actor 
1977 Trent Barrett, Australian rugger 
1980 Emanuel Sandhu, maybe gay Canadian figure skater 
1985 Christian Siriano, gay US fashion designer/Project Runway winner 



[Valentin Louis Georges Eugêne] Marcel Proust, gay French novelist (A la recherche du temps perdu), forgets things past
1972 Danny Whitten, maybe gay drug-abusing US musician and songwriter (Crazy Horse), doesn’t want to talk about it.
1986 Gia Carangi, gay US supermodel, succumbs to AIDS at 26.




Friday, August 24, 2012

August 24th

August 24 is the 237th day of the year.  There are 129 days remaining until the end of the year.


410 Rome is overrun by Visigoths leading to the fall of Western Roman Empire
1215 Pope Innocent III declares Magna Carta invalid — ironically, the Magna Carta asserts the rights of the innocent
1814 British troops invade Washington, D.C. and burn down the White House and several other buildings.
1853 1st potato chips prepared by Chef George Crum [who is, undoubtedly, blessed by God] in Saratoga Springs, New York
1858 In Richmond, Virginia, 90 blacks are arrested for learning to read and cipher. . .and eating potato chips
1967 Yippies temporarily disrupt trading at the NYSE by throwing dollar bills from the viewing gallery, causing a cease in trading as the brokers scramble to grab them up--the greedy bastards
1981 Mark David Chapman is sentenced to 20 years to life for Lennon's murder. His parole is denied again for the seventh time in 2012.
1987 Announcement of possible Martian tornadoes
1989 Pete Rose is suspended from baseball for life for gambling which seriously impacts his future earnings
1991 Mikhail Gorbachev resigns as head and birthmark of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
2006 Pluto is demoted to a pet planet status
2008 Beijing Olympic games end colorfully, and freedom and democracy spontaneously breaks out in China. Okay, maybe not.


1591 Robert Herrick, probably gay English poet/cleric/rosebud gatherer
1899 Jorge Luis Borges, gay Argentine novelist and poet 
1945 Vince McMahon, maybe latent homosexual US wrestling promoter/WWE founder, shows his ass... 
rims...
is rimmed
1957 Stephen Fry, gay English actor/writer/wit 
1958 Steve Guttenberg, US actor 
1961 Jared Harris, English actor 
1968 [Michael] Jason Nesmith, maybe gay US actor/musician/Monkee spawn 
1969 Pierfrancesco Favino, maybe gay Italian actor  (2nd from left)
1973 Carmine Giovinazzo, US actor 
1976 Alex O'Loughlin [Alexander O'Lachlan], Australian actor/Hawaii 5-0 
1975 [Simon] James D'Arcy, maybe gay English actor 
1980 Brett Wilde, gay US pornographic actor 
1980 Ivan DeMorais, gay Brazilian pornographic actor 
1981 Chad Michael Murray, US actor 
1981 Tomas Fonzi, maybe gay Argentine actor 
1981 Lorenzo Porzio, maybe gay Italian rower/organist (bulge on left) 
1983 Daniel Zubrinsky, Brazilian actor 
1983 Christopher Parker, gay English actor 


1987 Bayard Rustin, gay US civil rights activist, turns the red black and green of black liberation into a colorful rainbow flag
1988 Leonard Frey, gay US actor (Tattoo, Magic Christian), succumbs to AIDS at 49
2006 Cristian Nemescu, maybe gay Romanian film director (Marilena from P7), doesn’t finish California dreamin’