September 21st

September 21 is the 265th day of the year.  There are 101 days remaining until the end of the year.

1780 Benedict Arnold gives British Major Andre a blow job and the plans to West Point

1827 According to Joseph Smith, Jr., the angel Moroni gives him a record of gold plates. . .after Joe gives him head

1897 New York Sun runs famous "Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus" editorial, although the editors know it is a lie

1928 "My Weekly Reader" magazine makes its debut

1937 J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit is published and promptly banned until the torrid gay midget sex scenes are cut

1948 "Texaco Star Theater" with homely (but big dicked) Milton Berle premieres on NBC-TV

1957 "Perry Mason" with Raymond Burr and his secret lover, William Hopper, premieres on CBS-TV

1970 "Monday Night Football" premieres on ABC - Browns 31, Jets 21

1981 Sandra Day O'Conner becomes 1st female Supreme Court Justice

1996 John F. Kennedy, Jr., grows a beard by marrying Caroline Bisset

1999 Chi-Chi earthquake occurs in central Taiwan, leaving about 2,400 people dead. Chi Chi has subsequently gone on a diet. . .

2008 Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley, the two last remaining independent investment banks on Wall Street, become bank holding companies as a result of the subprime mortgage crisis.

1935 Henry Gibson, US actor/comedian 

1944 Fannie Flagg [Patricia Neal], gay US actress/author 

1959 André Hennicke, German actor 

1962 Rob Morrow, US actor 

1963 Angus Macfadyen, Scottish actor 

1965 David Wenham, Australian actor 

1969 Pablo Echarri, Argentine actor 

1970 James Lesure, maybe gay US actor 

1971 Luke Wilson, US actor 

1971 Roberto Muzzi, Italian soccer player 

1973 Derek and Keith Brewer, US models 

1973 Daniel Guzman, Spanish actor 

1974 Diego Martin, Spanish actor 

1976 Eric Michael Cole, maybe gay US actor 

1977 Johnny Hazzard [Frankie Valenti], gay US pornographic actor/model/singer 

1978 Paulo Costanzo, maybe gay Canadian actor 

1980 Robert Hoffman, maybe gay US actor 

Someone, somewhere who did something:  Rest in peace!